Chapter 323

• Fucked while house hunting
• Barry and I started dating shortly after we both graduated from Colorado University and found good jobs that happened to be on opposite ends of downtown Denver. We’d been living in the same apartment on the north side of town for a little over five years since shortly after we began dating and, now that we were almost thirty, and had recently gotten engaged it seemed like the right time to start looking for a house. We looked up local realtors, and ended up meeting with one we found online…his name was Evan. We met with Evan at his office to discuss what type of house we wanted and what general part of town we might be interested in.
• Evan was a good looking guy, maybe mid-40’s, so a bit older than Barry and I seemed genuine, with a good sense of humor, and a bit flirty. I don’t think Barry noticed, but I certainly did. Evan smiled my way a bit more than necessary, and struggled to keep his eyes off my chest as the three of us discussed house ideas and prospects.