Chapter 304

• I was pretty sweaty and tired from being out playing soccer for a few hours, so I wanted to go straight in and take a shower. As I walked in the house and looked out the back windows, though, I saw my brother and all his guy and girl friends being typical high schoolers out by the pool. All the guys flirting and just trying to get some ass. They were making complete fools of themselves just to get a laugh out of these girls. Of course, the girls were being pretty coy. Only dishing out the right amount of attention to keep the guys coming back for more.
• I looked out the windows and saw all this going on. I scanned around looking for nice looking female bodies in skimpy bikinis, and found a few. I decided that before I went to take my shower, I would go mingle for a second and try to score some food that my brother and a few other guys (who were trying to appear manly) were grilling out on our back deck. Maybe while I was out there, I would get to chat up a couple of my brother's girl friends or something.
• I walked out onto the back deck and hit my brother up for a hamburger. He gave me one, but mouthed off a little bit just to show off for his friends. I came back quickly with some equally stupid retort and then I took the burger away and walked over near the pool where most of the girls were sitting around in lounge chairs or dipping their legs into the pool while idiot high school guys wrestled in the shallow end. I ate my burger as I walked around and saw a few new faces, but mostly the same friends my brother had been having around since middle school.