Chapter 82

• I can’t exactly talk to him about it. What would I say? ‘Oh, Robert, by the way. Kissing you was a huge mistake and I regret it. I can’t
• bear the thought that I cheated on Dave with you. I know you regret it, I also know you disapprove of me and Dave for some mysterious stupid macho reason, but come on, let’s be buddies?’
• No. That’s not what grown-ups do. Grown-ups just pretend everything is fine and get on with life. Even though I miss him. And I wish everything could just go back to the way it was.