Chapter 46

• The lady's name is Nina, which is ironic since it rhymes with my mother's name, Tina. My mom absolutely hates Cambria's mom. (It's actually a wonder that my mom likes Cambria so much considering her venom towards her mother.) Personally I didn't have anything against her. I try not to hate gorgeous women that I hope to fuck someday. I have no idea why my mom hates Nina so much. As I said before, my mom is kind of a bitch, but I still love her.
• "You know how much my mom dotes on Matt, right?" Cambria continued. "Well, for a couple months leading up to prom my brother was telling my mom and I about how he was planning on losing his virginity that night. Mom was all excited for him and she was giving him all kinds of advice on what to do to make it happen."
• "HA HA HAAAAA! That is fucking hi-LAR-ious!" I laughed. "So the penis ploy was your mom's idea?"