Chapter 39

• Still, I really wanted to see what my sister was going to do to him. What I remember is that Matt had taken her to the prom a few months ago apparently hoping to get laid by the prettiest girl in school. Meridian said it was their first date and that she had a fun enough time with him up until the end of the dance. But then he tried to convince her to go to a motel with him. She politely turned him down saying she wasn't ready for that yet, but that she'd be happy to go out with him again. Well, as one of my favorite cartoon characters says, the boy must be about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. Either that or he's delusional because he thought that showing her his penis outside in the parking lot would help change her mind.
• Well, obviously that plan didn't work on my sister, but I guess it must have worked on some little slut because Meridian caught a glimpse of a girl leaving with him and later saw his truck parked at the motel on her way home that night. She said she didn't give a shit about that. She was devastated by rumors he started the next week at school that she was a lesbian just like her older sister.
• Suddenly I realized I might be able to see what she was going to do to him after all. When my sister suggested my dad might have been taping her and Christie naked she wasn't kidding. The man is obsessed with his video surveillance hobby and has installed full color high resolution security cameras all over the freaking house.