Chapter 946

• If you spend time in Canada, or with Canadians, you learn this stuff. We Americans tend to be a bit of an 'Us, or Them' kind of crowd. Dating that Quebecois Mountie was really informative and exciting, right up to, and including my 'flight to avoid prosecution'/fleeing from my furious ex-GF back over the border. There may still be a warrant out for my arrest in Quebec. I should check that out.
• For all you 'desperately seeking Princess Leia' wannabes: if a Canadian chick says she's 'with the Force', she isn't fantasizing about being a Jedi. 'The Force' is what they call the Federal Police/Mounties in Canada. My bad. She definitely looked freaking kinky-hot in the 'Red Serge' of her dress uniform, full-on cowgirl, reliving with me her participation in the Calgary Rodeo.
• "Tadêfi, I'm going to hold you while Sikia strips you," I whispered. The augur trembled.