Chapter 836

• She was working out how many drinks she'd have to take before she could justify to the rest of the world she was drunk when I fucked her...while she got to full enjoy the experience. Oh...was I with Libra? Not only can guys not trust me with their girlfriends, girlfriends can't trust their girl friends around me either.
• I've had girlfriend's roommates invite me over to rendezvous with my girl only to discover my girl was busy...but the roommate wasn't. Maybe I'm not a pig. Maybe I'm an amoeba - thoughtless and all-devouring.
• "Let's go out for some drinks," Libra suggested. Oh, I was having a three-way. Wait!