Chapter 94

• Ralph
• I turned around to who I immediately assumed was Tattoo Guy. He clearly liked them even more than I liked labels, and he used them more too. From his wrists up were dragons and random designs and… Was that a top hat?
• He wore shorts and flip-flops, which were probably one of the worst inventions ever. How could you walk around with something stuck between your toes? The torture devices were uncomfortable and ridiculous, but he did have nice feet. He scored points for that.