Chapter 49
- My eyes went wide. "Isn't that illegal? Like, the thirteenth amendment is all against that."
- She shook her head. "Don't be dense. It's for 'dates'. Rich frat boys throw money to get dates with girls they find attractive. The girls sign up for it. You should sign up for it."
- "How is raising money for charity remotely helping my problem? I mean, I love puppies too, but..."