Chapter 24

• “No, I… I mean the new job,” I stammer. “What if I mess it up?”
• “Oh, please, you’re probably more qualified than most people in that shitty building. You could be the fucking CEO if you wanted.”Poor, deluded Elizabeth has such a distorted view of me. She thinks I could rule the damn world. “Beth,” I sigh.
• “Don’t Beth me. I’m coming to get you on Saturday, and we’re going out clubbing on that same night. I’m buying you a huge box of condoms, too, because you’re going to fucking need them.”