Chapter 26

• Jadon stared at what his best friends would have called goat food on his plate and tried his best not to grimace in disgust.
• He honestly didn’t know what to make of the green goo that was artistically placed on the plate and then decorated with three purple leaves, six mushrooms, three thin strips of baby carrot, and ten peas. Yes, he had counted every item on his plate because it was just that ridiculous.
• What made it worse was the fact that the plate of non-existent food actually cost more than he would have paid for a good steak and chips at his favorite restaurant. Jadon almost took out his phone to snap a picture of the joke for his friends. Unfortunately, he doubted his date would appreciate it.