Chapter 52

• TWO OF THEM
• I’m the lawn man. Or boy as some people put it. I don’t make lots of money…the work is hard and very physical and most of my clients are old retired people who don’t know how to tip or say thanks or even acknowledge me. Most of them do things like leave the money in the mailbox or write me post-dated cheques so they don’t have to be bothered by me. Some of them are great. They’ll leave out some juice or a sandwich.
• I’ve got one house #227 with these incredible girls that I can try to not stare at because they are so hot I don’t even know what to do when I look at them. The two of them are from Playboy or something I swear. Some of my brother’s friends say that they know them but I don’t believe that ladies like these would hang around with some skiddy biker. But that’s what he says.