Chapter 10

• In her current mood, with the exception of her cousin, Yuanxi practically did not want to see anyone else. Yang Yu had even done some situps and pushups in order to make his abs and pectorals look perfect.
• Indeed, when Yuanxi saw that Yang Yu was only in his underwear, displaying this beastly muscular body, she thought to herself, was this not her ideal image of a man?
• On the other hand, the men of the village were short as heck due to having to do a lot of heavy work, or if they were not short, then they were very dark due to the sun. Many of the men here already looked like geezers despite being young. Every time when one of these ‘geezers’ passed by her house and whistled at her, she got the urge to barf. How she hated that she was born in a place with no good specimen of a man.
• Her cousin Yang Yu’s arrival instantly broke the prison known as imagination. There was her ideal man standing before her, but much to her disappointment, that man was her own cousin. This was practically a killjoy.
• Yang Yu closed the door, and used the most straightforward way to make his cousin happy. “Tell me everything about that idiot.”
• The moment Yuanxi heard this, her despondent eyes immediately lit up. She asked excitedly “You got a plan?”.
• “In order to solve a problem, you have to get to the root of it. We must find a flaw in that idiot’s family, and then attack it. This is why you have to tell me everything about him.” Yang Yu might be from a teacher’s college, but he had the brain of someone from the science track.
• His logical thinking and analyzation skills were rather extraordinary.
• Yuanxi really did not know much about that idiot. Because she did not like him, she had not thought about paying too much attention to this. All she knew was some basic information. The idiot’s family was a family of wealthy farmers. His father ran a farm, and when he had a son late in life, he was overjoyed. Unfortunately, that child had been born a little prematurely, so that child was a little mentally challenged. Despite that, he was still quite a good child.
• Because that idiot was dumb, he still was not married at the age of 27. He was older than Yang Yu’s cousin by five years. His eldest cousin was born in the year of the snake, while that idiot was born in the year of the rat. However, those two zodiac signs did not clash with each other; rats and horses were the ones who did not get along. Yang Yu thought about this. It seemed like using their zodiac signs as an excuse would not work.
• And then there was their fortune told using their birthdays. While Yang Yu had completely no knowledge about this thingamabob, the old matchmaker had said that their birthdays were extremely compatible. No one could contest this, but Yang Yu was bothered by this. Just what era are we in to be still calculating fortunes with birthdays? This is just too superstitious.
• “Superstitious?” Yang Yu muttered to himself. Suddenly, it clicked. He had thought of a plan, and grinned a sinister grin.
• “Since they’re coming here next week to propose, then I’ll go over to their village this weekend and help you to settle this,” Yang Yu said confidently. There was a breach to be exploited in this idiot’s family. The most pressing thing now was to exploit that point and weaken them, so that they would raise their own arms in surrender.
• “For real? Haha!” Yang Yu’s cousin was so excited that she was nearly dancing. “I knew that my cousin is the smartest out there.”
• “Then why don’t you hurry up and reward me?” Yang Yu immediately went for it.
• “Alright, since I’m happy right now, I’ll reward you with a hug.” As Yuanxi spoke, she stood up and spread her arms, looking like she was about to take and hug a baby. She looked adorable.
• “Cheh! We’re cousins so we’re allowed to hug like normal. At least kiss me!” Yang Yu said with a chuckle, looking like he was teasing her.
• “Kiss you? My dear cousin, you’re in over your head. We’re cousins, the most I can do is just a peck. No haggling.” Yuanxi pretended to be a queen far above him.
• Seeing his cousin Yuanxi teetering on the edge, Yang Yu figured there was no way to get through to her. He suddenly realized that, ethically his aunt would be the least receptive of his advances, perhaps even to the point of being strongly against it. Next would be his eldest cousin, who also could not accept relationships between blood relatives. On the contrary, things were different with his other two younger cousins. They had never known Yang Yu as children, and had never lived together. Usually, they did not visit their relatives either.
• To the two of them, Yang Yu was a stranger who suddenly barged into their lives. Yaxi did not even pay much attention to him. On the other hand, Yunxi had never thought that she could not pursue a romance with her cousin. This was how much each of these ladies clung to ethics and how receptive they would be towards him.
• Yang Yu might have been born in a village and spent his childhood there, but he went to school in the city, so through his education and the environment he grew up in, his views were that of a city-dweller.
• “Alright, a peck then.” Yang Yu deliberately put on a look of strong disappointment. A peck was still better than nothing. He would get nowhere by being hasty. This cousin of his would be his sooner or later.
• Yuanxi slowly brought her mouth closer to him. This was the first time she would be pecking her cousin. No, this was her first time giving a peck to another man. While she was calm on the outside, her heart was already hammering furiously in her chest. This was a man she had wanted to kiss, but since he was her own cousin as well, it made her feel conflicted. She knew that, with her charms, if she were to put away her ethics and morals, this cousin of hers would belong to her.
• Yuanxi closed her eyes and slowly pressed her lips on him.
• Smooch!
• Following the soft sound of a smooch being planted on his cheek, Yang Yu turned his head and gazed at his cousin. The look of calm that Yuanxi had was already gone, her face suddenly awkward and solemn while her own cousin looked at her with such eyes.
• Yuanxi only knew that her heart was beating like crazy under her cousin Yang Yu’s gaze, that she had even forgotten to shrink away.
• Suddenly, just as Yuanxi was frozen there, Yang Yu abruptly brought his mouth to hers and kissed her directly on her lips. Yuanxi immediately widened her eyes and snapped out of it on the spot, frantically pushing Yang Yu away with her hands.
• However, it was as if Yang Yu had become an animal. Yuanxi was just too beautiful, simply too beautiful. Her beauty was different from that of her youngest sister’s. Yunxi was still a girl in the end. There were still many things that she did not know, so she could only be teased, could only go through a slow burn like a stew being slowly cooked. On the contrary, a slow burn would not do for a female being that exuded such feminineness like Yuanxi. When up against such a woman, one had to switch between being cold to her and being warm to her. More importantly, you had to be beastly and wild, the kind that was abrupt and sudden.
• When Yang Yu saw that Yuanxi was thinking of dodging away, and was even trying to push him away, his hands were already wrapped around her. With one hand placed against the back of her head, he forcefully pressed his cousin’s lips against his own.
• Yuanxi had completely no idea that her cousin would suddenly go crazy like this, and would suddenly kiss her forcefully. Her mind had already cleared as she frantically tried to struggle free. However, Yang Yu’s hand held the back of her head firmly in place, her mouth completely sealed by his mouth. Even worse, Yang Yu’s powerful tongue was currently prying her teeth open. Soon, it would enter her mouth.
• Yuanxi was even more panicked by this. This sudden display of violence made her feel even more alarmed as her struggles grew, her hands beating and pushing incessantly at Yang Yu’s chest. Despite her efforts, she could not push him away. Even if she wanted to scream, she could not. She could only force out faint ‘no’.
• When Yang Yu saw that his cousin was struggling even more now and had even begun to use her legs, he simply pressed his body against hers, pressing her under him. In an instant, Yuanxi could no longer move.
• This was the first time Yuanxi had been violated like this by a man. Yang Yu’s tongue had already reached over into her mouth, and was now furiously licking her tongue. It was moist and slippery. Yang Yu’s powerful tongue was attacking the inside of her mouth like a hurricane.
• This sensation made Yuanxi want more of it, but she still did not know what else might happen with her cousin pinning her like this. However, Yang Yu was too heavy, and she did not have the strength at all to break free. In a moment of heartlessness, a moment of panic and a moment of impulse, she bit down.
• Ah!
• Yang Yu tongue’s felt an intense pain, and he reflexively released his cousin. Blood flowed out of his mouth, the metallic tang of blood strong and heavy in the air.
• Yuanxi had been furious with this, but when she saw the blood all over Yang Yu’s mouth, she instantly thought of how people would bite their tongues to commit suicide. She immediately wiped all thoughts of her cousin’s actions towards her and frantically stood up to check out Yang Yu’s injury.
• The surface of Yang Yu’s tongue had been bitten, and there was some blood. In actuality, he was not injured that badly, but this was a good chance for him to escape the crime of his actions towards his cousin earlier. He quickly put on an extremely pained expression, and even fell to the ground and curled up in exaggeration.
• Yuanxi was even more panicked now.
• “Yang Yu, Yang Yu, don’t scare me like this. I didn’t do it on purpose. Why did you bully me like this? That was my first kiss too.” Seeing Yang Yu like this, Yuanxi’s heart instantly returned to its pace, the fury from earlier having disappeared.
• “Your first kiss? Haha.” Yang Yu raised his head from his curled position, a pleased look on his face. There was not much blood around his mouth.
• “Oh you brat of a cousin, you tricked me. I’m gonna beat you to death! I’m gonna do it!” With that, her hands beat cruelly against Yang Yu. “I hate you.”
• “Haha, and it was your first kiss!” Yang Yu once again emphasized ‘first kiss’, his eyebrows even beginning to waggle.
• “You!” Yuanxi was angry, so angry that it made her look cute. “I’m going to ignore you now.”
• “Alright, Yuanxi. I was wrong, I’m the one who was in the wrong. I won’t do it anymore!” Yang Yu immediately switched back to coaxing her. While his cousin was older than him, all women were the same. They needed to be coaxed.
• “You think there would be a next time?” Yuanxi pouted. In an instant, she transformed from a goddess to a docile young girl.
• “Yuanxi, don’t be angry, I’m begging you. I really was wrong. I’ll immediately go back to planning a stop to your marriage. I will definitely be able to pull it off perfectly. So, rest assured, Yuanxi.
• Seeing that it was already night, Yang Yu exited her room and went back to his loft. As he lied on his bed, he was gleeful. Not only had he stolen Yunxi’s first kiss, he had even forcefully stolen Yuanxi’s first kiss too. Especially that tongue of hers, dear lord. It was so heavenly. How he wished to slowly taste it.
• Yang Yu had lied on his bed for a short while thinking of these things before he switched off the desk lamp. The bright silver moonlight shone through his window. Yang Yu turned onto his side and realized that he was so excited that he could not sleep. Since the window was by his bed, he just laid by the window.
• However, he had not thought that this mindless action of his would lead to him witnessing the erotic scene through the other window!
• Isn’t that our neighbour Lin Yina? Is she bathing?