Chapter 970 Fuck Me Crazy Soldier Brother:>Ep19

• After we had dried off, the boys got dressed and put the beds back together while Lorna and I dried our hair, did our faces, and got dressed. Charlie and I were taking Lorna and Gerry out for dinner as a thank-you, and also so we could, relax, recap, and do a little plotting. Lorna still wouldn't tell me what the plan was for the following evening with her 'uncle stroke family friend', insisting that the less I know, the better for all. As she put it, "The Americans have such a delightful phrase to cover these situations, Lu, darling, it's called 'plausible deniability' and that's what I want you and Charlie to have. Now stop worrying; if it all goes to plan, and there's no reason to believe it won't, and every reason to believe it will, darling Charlie-boy will never see the inside of the transport back to that awful place next month. So just enjoy the evening, sweetie, tomorrow I am going to have such fun, Charlie will be off the hook, permanently, and that dreadful man will spend the rest of his dreary life walking on eggs!"
• The meal was great, Lorna and Gerry were extremely good company, like a comedy double act, Lorna loud and outrageous, Gerry soft-spoken and witty, perfectly complementing each other. The main subject of discussion was the evening's activities, a complete post-mortem, with Lorna reminding Gerry to take notes, next time he'd be in the happy-chair, and Gerry and Charlie swapping school stories, discovering acquaintances in common in the public-school system, and drawing Charlie out on some of his experiences in Camp Bastion, although to hear him say it, you'd think it was long days drilling, cleaning kit and watching TV, and nights listening to some of the troopers trying desperately to wank in silence, because, soldiers being soldiers, if they were discovered by their bunk-mates, they'd be paraded around and put on the soggy-biscuit list, a fairly modern infantry custom too disgusting to describe here, although when Charlie did describe it to Gerry and Lorna, we fell about in horrified laughter. "You see, Lu-Lu, that's why I avoided knocking one out off the wrist, because I couldn't lead a patrol team knowing I was on the biscuit list!" grinned Charlie, and I could only agree. Gerry commented that he had never been so glad to be a Computer Science Graduate, because there had been a time he had seriously contemplated joining REME, the Royal Engineers. Lorna leaned over to him, her hand under the table, and told him sweetly "Darling, if you had done that, I would have shoved my hand down your throat and pulled your underpants up your arse from the inside! You're a computer genius, be happy with that, finish your Masters, and don't you leave my sight, got it?" As she said this, his grin became fixed, his eyes got a glazed, faraway look, and a vein pulsed in his throat, eyes only coming back into focus when Lorna put her hand back on the table, smiling gently.
• Lorna was very congratulatory about my willingness to throw myself into the girl-on-girl scene, and I had to confess that, until the previous day, I'd never considered it, but I was happy I did, it had been an amazing experience. However, my first love was always going to be riding the pole, specifically Charlie's pole!